10 year High school reunion!!!

Sad to say I will be missing my ten year high school reunion this weekend. At first I was okay with it (months ago) now I feel like I am chickening out. Sad. I'll be in vegas so that sounds cool right? haha

I was thinking of the conversations I will be missing...

Classmate:"Hey Hoffman, you crazy mormon. do you still not drink?"
Me: "No here is my drink ticket, oh and here is my husbands also"
Classmate: "Cool, well nice seeing you"

Classmate 2: "So what have you been up to?"
Me: "Oh not much"
Classmate 2: "You have two kids?"
Me: "Yeah"
Classmate 2: "Whoa you've been busy"
Me: "uh, yeah thanks"

Classmate 3: "Hey Amanda looking good"
Me: "why thank you"
Classmate 3: "I can't believe you have had kids"
(hahaha I can dream right?)

Steven: "Wait you used to date that guy?"
Me: "don't stare"
Steven: "the one with the sweater vest over by the bar doing jello shots? Hahaha"(steven laughs uncontrollable)
Me: "Let's go outside and get some fresh air, now please"
Steven: "No wait show me some others, wait no better yet, lets go talk to him"
Me: I hang my head in shame or walk outside to find two random classmates talking about body piecing.

Classmate 4: "Amanda Hoffman, whats your last name now? wait no let me guess"
Me: "um Alfred" Crap who is this, whats their name
Classmate 4: "So its been a while, how you've been?"
Me:"Good"
Classmate 4: "oh look there is so and so"
Steven: "who was that?"
Me: "not a clue"
Steven: "seemed like they knew you"
Me: "funny huh?"

Me: "Oh hello so and so, how are you?"
Classmate 5:" um good"
Me: did you have fun on your trip to south america?
Classmate 5: "yes, how did you know?"
Me: "umm...facebook your photos looked great"
Classmate 5: "yeah" they walk away


Classmate 6: "Amanda the panda"
Me: "Hi good friend"
Classmates 6: "what do you do"
Me: "Im a mom, I did teach for a few years I am luck to be able to stay home with my kids"
Classmate 6: "Oh yea I've seen the photos on facebook pretty stinkin cute."
me: "thanks, they are super sweet, also"
Classmate 6: "so you just take care of them all day like wipe their noes and butts."
me: "well actually the oldest is potty trained now, haha and I thought labor was the hard part." haha
Classmate 6 walks away.

Me: "well its getting late, lets go home"
Steven: "You sure?"
Me: "oh yes, I will see them again in ten years, besides we all look much better on facebook"


Did you just read this? haha Thank you to all the moms that humor me. I kn ow I am truly not this socially challenged and my friends from High School rock! I had so much fun those four years. I can't believe how quickly time has flown by. I would never want to do high school again though.... what about you?